Monday, December 31, 2007

He’ll Beat the Crap Out of Her

Here’s my prediction for 2008 for the 97th district for the Missouri House of Representatives.
Bill Milligan and the Call Newspapers will beat the crap out of Democrat Jan Polizzi.
According to their supposed liberal editorial stance, the Call should be an enthusiastic supporter of Polizzi. On just about every major issue including taxes, health care, the environment, abortion, workers rights, education and gun control they should be in agreement.
Additionally, the Call has a long history of denigrating her incumbent opponent, Republican Walt Bivins. He has endured their wrath ever since he served as President of the Mehlville School Board. His offense was to enforce a limit on the time people could speak at a public meeting. For years the Call has unfairly hammered Bivens for his attempt to keep meetings running smoothly.
Why will Milligan brutally beat Polizzi black and blue?
First, the Call has no respect for women. They enjoy hurting them! They would rather smack around a woman then follow their own editorial stance. Issues and/or principles be damned.
Secondly, Walt has begun to propose legislation suggested by Milligan’s sweetheart, Mehlville Fire Board President Aaron Hilmer.
This is simple. According to Call Newspapers:
Women are bad, Hilmer is good. The Call will not only endorse, they will sponsor Walt Bivins for re-election!.
Congratulations Walt!

8 comments:

Crestwood Independent said...

Mike, as the "paper" loves to be liberal, maybe they can answer this for me!

Tom Ford


The next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians' spending
YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting that figure into some perspective in
one of its releases.


A. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.

B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were
living in the Stone Age.

D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and
20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division

Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean?

A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of
New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you
each get $516,528.

B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family
gets $2,066,012.

Washington, D.C . HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

Tax his land,
Tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirts,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.

Tax his booze,
Tax his beers,
If he cries,
Tax his tears.

Tax his bills,
Tax his gas,
Tax his notes,
Tax his cash.

Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers,
Tax him more,
Tax hi m until he's good and sore.

Tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me to my doom!'

And when he's gone,
We won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Perm it Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
Liquor Tax,
Luxury Tax,
Marriage License Tax,
Medicare Tax,
Property Tax,
Real Estate Tax,
Service charge taxes,
Social Security Tax,
Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
Sales Taxes,
Recreational Vehicle Tax,
School Tax,
State Income Tax,
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fe e Tax,
Telephone Federal, State and Local Su rcharge Tax,
Telephone Minimum Usage Su rcharge Tax,
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
Telephone State and Local Tax,
Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
Utility Tax,
Vehicle License Registration Tax,
Vehicle Sales Tax,
Watercraft Registration Tax,
Well Permit Tax,
Workers Compensation Tax.

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

And I still have to 'press
1' for English.

What the heck happened?????

Anonymous said...

As usual your comments are baseless and pointless. Also, learn to spell. Its BIVINS not BIVENS.

Crestwood Independent said...

Mike, a few quotes for you.

Tom Ford



"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed,
if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."
-Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot.? And suppose you were a member of Congress....? But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churc hill
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-George Bernard Shaw
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-G Gordon Liddy
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georget own University
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavor s to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)
Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:? If it moves, tax it.? If it keeps moving, regulate it.? And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)
I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866 )
Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown
The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.? The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class ... save Congress.
-Mark Twain
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson

Anonymous said...

Hello Tom,
Thanks for the interesting info. The point is that the Call talks the Liberal talk but then walks a crooked walk. For example, they have been way far to the left on guns over the years. Walt Bivins voted for Missouri's concealed carry law. It won't matter. They will ignore their own stance and sponsor Walt. The will probably wear one of those white undershirts you see the white trash wearing in the TV show COPS while they do it.
Mike Heins
SouthCountyMike

Crestwood Independent said...

Well well, Mike! Can't you just see the "triumpart" ( Milligan, Anthony, and Wassen in "wife beater shirts?"

That should be enough to strike fear into a two year old at least!

Tom Ford

Anonymous said...

Tom,
I can visualize that. There must be a couple of bottles of cheap bourbon nearby to complete the picture. They must summon up the courage somehow. That reminds me. Bill Milligan said he was afraid of me because he heard I had army training. Your picture must really scare him too.
Mike Heins

Anonymous said...

Mike, hats off to you and Tom Ford for having the gutts to put your names to your blogs sights. Unlike the spineless, whimp, that hides behind the truth detector. He should rename his sight to the half truth detector. Thanks

SouthCountyMike said...

Thanks for the kind words. Like Tom, I put my name out there because there's no reason to hide from the truth. I won't put anything on here that I know to be false and of course if I say it happened, I'm willing to take a polygraph to back it up.