Random Drunk Story

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a
loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in
the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in
the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he
answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it
is pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we
broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think
you should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and
goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you
still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the
husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replied the drunk.